Sean Penn Is A Gay Hater, Says Hatchetface Rourke

December 29, 2008 / Posted by:

Both Sean Penn and “Slip me aMickeyso that I can deal with your faceRourke will most likely get nominated for Oscars this year for Leche and The Wrestler (with a Hatchetface). Apparently, Mickey thinks it’s queer that everyone is getting wet over Sean’s performance.

The Daily Beast got a hold of a text message allegedly sent by Mickey to some industry-type calling Sean Penn a gay hater. Yes, the same Mickey who has been known to throw around the faggot” word once or twice. In the text, Mickey wrote: “Look seans an old friend of mine and i didnt buy his performance at all—thought he did an average pretend acting like he was gay besides hes one of the most homophobic people i kno (sic).

Mickey’s spokeswhore said she knows nothing of the text, but went on to say that Mickey and Sean are best girlfriends 4EVA. Mickey even showed up to the NYC premiere of Milk to support Sean. Blah. Blah.

Mickey obviously wants to make gross love to his own Oscar statue and he should keep his mouth shut if he wants this dream to come true. He’s helping Sean’s case by calling him a homo hater. I mean, a homophobe convincingly playing one of the most famous gay dudes in history? Give Sean the Oscar!

Actually, fuck those two. The Oscar should go to the chihuahua who played Delgado in Beverly Hills Chihuahua. That bitch deserves it.

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