Do Your Part: Hug A Sad Little Lesbian

December 29, 2008 / Posted by:

If you’re ever walking down the street and spot a sad little gayelle, it’s your duty as a citizen of this planet to hug her like you would a 9″ peen. Because nobody wants to see lesbian with the sads. That’s exactly what HoHan did while she was having coffee with SamRo in some parking lot in Los Angeles the other day. And you know HoHan was thinking of 9″ peen. And SamRo sort of looks like a dirty peen with that black stocking cap, so this helped out HoHan even more.

Speaking of SamRo’s ensemble, does it mean that I’m turning lesbian because I think SamRo’s boots are kind of hot? Maybe I am turning lesbian, because I was really excited to go shopping at fucking Home Depot yesterday. If you see me get wet over The L-Word, immediately turn on a CeCe Peniston song to turn me gay again.

Here’s SamRo and HoHan hugging in a parking lot the other day. I also threw in some pictures of HoHan leaving the salon yesterday with a dude who has obviously been rifling through SamRo’s dirty laundry.

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