Here’s a video of the goings on in the ninth circle of hell aka a Jonas Brothers concert. In this clip, Joe Jonas gets a gift that he starts to grab at first (at the 0:28 mark), but when he realizes it’s a bra of some sorts, he drops that shit like it’s a willing vagina! He’s totally saying to himself, “Ewwww! Girl cooties!” This shit probably happens to Clay Gayken all the time, but instead of a bra, he gets crusty mom chonies. And instead of just dropping it, he runs off screaming for dear life to cleanse his body with some gay porn.
I also need to slap my eye balls for actually thinking Joe Jonas looks semi-hot here. Why would my eye balls send that message to my brain?! Ugh. I mean, he’s a fucking Jonas brother, he’s wearing a yellow sleeveless shirt and he has like a 1920s bob! The fuck?! I’m just going to blame it on the holiday binge drinking. Someone probably slipped me some shit which is causing me not to think clearly. Let’s just pretend this never happened. A Jonas brother?! Maybe I’m officially becoming a 14-year-old girl. Gross.