Daniel Craig is looking a little jelly-ish in the chichi and belly areas, but I cannot resist a man who is so secure in his masculinity that he has no problem dipping his hand in another dude’s Ruffles. So yes, I’d hit that shit while eating a jumbo bag of Lay’s from Costco. Those chips are greasy enough, so you don’t even need lube! And I bet the salt will make your no-no extra puckery. Dick & chips: a perfect combination.
Here’s James Bond having some kind of potato orgy with his girlfriend and two dudes in St. Barts the other day.