Mohr Cox Would Have Been Better

December 27, 2008 / Posted by:

Jay Mohr is so in love with Nikki Cox and her bloated butt lips that he’s decided to legally take her last name. Jay and Nikki apparently got married 2 years ago. I seriously didn’t know they were man and wife or perhaps I never really gave a kangaroo’s dick and that’s saying a lot.

TMZ says that Jay has legally added Cox to his last name, so now he’s officially Jon Ferguson Cox Mohr. Um. If you’re going to do that shit, do it all the way. Don’t half ass it. It really should be Jon Ferguson Mohr Cox. If you had the chance to become “Mohr Cox,” wouldn’t you jump on that cox and ride away? Fuck yes. Shit. I might try to legally change my name to “Mohr Cox.” I’ve been inspired.

Seriously, Nikki should really change her name to “Mohr Collagen.” The bitch has a problem.While Jay was down at the court, he should have filed a restraining order keeping Nikki away from fillers, because those lips must stop growing. Isn’t he afraid that they are going to pop at the worst time? She could be slurping on his peen and accidentally spring a leak in her lips. Juvederm guts all over his nutsack. That isn’t love.

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