I see what Prince William is trying to do here. He’s thinking in his smart brain that if he makes it hairy on his face, we won’t notice the scraggly patch of weeds trying to grow on his head. Wrong! I can still spot his half-grown Chia Pet head a mile away! The beard makes that shit worse. Since he’s smart in the brains, maybe he’s going to shave off his beard and superglue that shit on his head. Hopefully, that’s what he’s doing, because his “Can you spare a dollar?” beard is not the look.
Prince William looks like he’s been spending the better part of the month living in a cave, feeding on squirrel tales, shitting in holes in the ground and brushing his teeth with plant leaves. Basically, he looks like he’s been hanging out with those evil Olsen trolls.
Prince Hot Ginge on the other hand, looks like a big piece of hot sexy, as always. I wish I had some marshmallows, so that I could put them on his fire stick and watch them melt. We’d have S’mores without the chocolate, because I don’t play that nasty shit.
Notice how Prince William is staying away from his hotter brother. He can’t get too close because the heat from Prince Hot Ginge will singe his pube beard.
Here’s the royals including Prince Willy, Prince Hot Ginge, Princess Cartooney Eyes and Queen Elizabeth leaving Christmas mass yesterday.