An Elegant Christmas Angel

December 26, 2008 / Posted by:

This Christmas, I decided to make it extra special by printing out a picture of The Empress of Lucite and taping it to the top of our tree. I bet that when I did this, an angel in heaven got its exquisite lucite heels and finally became the elegant beauty its been dreaming of becoming.

Here’s the patron saint of lucite and elegance leaving a shelter on Christmas Eve after magically filling the empty stomachs of homeless people by blowing lucite kisses at them. No, she was leaving some hair salon. But I’m sure she was only there to get her clip-on bangs rotated and then she was going to glide right on over to feed the homeless.

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