Programming Note

December 24, 2008 / Posted by:

Simon Cowell’s luscious fur titties will keep you cozy and warm while I’m away for a bit. I have to drag my ass onto a plane to fly back to my homeland of California for that Christmas thing. Yes, I will be back with my native people, eating In-N-Out all night and sitting in traffic all day. So there won’t be anymore new posts for a few hours while I’m flying high (in more ways than one).

Right after I get off the plane, I have to run my ass over to Rite Aid to find a bunch of crap to pass off as Christmas gifts, because I still haven’t bought shit! Then I will skip over to In-N-Out, make dirty love to a double double and then I will post some more!

In the meantime, cuddle into Simon’s chichis while he gives you a ride on his jet ski in Barbados. I shall return. And Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah and everything else!

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