Christmas Eve Crumbs

December 24, 2008 / Posted by:

Fried turkey jerky alert! Donatella Verace in a bikini has ruined my Christmas – Just Jared

Jessica Biel is a dykey elf – Hollywood Tuna

Daddy Spears is a fucking legend (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Jenny Aniston admits the obvious – I’m Not Obsessed

Wall Street has gone to the chipmunks – Hollywood Rag

Don’t give your chimp a popcorn popper – Towleroad

Fishy should keep her face covered by that blue purse at all times – Socialite Life

That gayelle on Private Practice counterfiles for divorce from her fake husband – E! Online

Vintage Keanu Reeves – SOW

Separated at claymationCityrag

Why isn’t international supermodel Phoebe Price on this cover?! – Popbytes

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