Pete Wentz is officially an annoying Simpson. He should legally change his last name to Simpson, because he belongs to them. He confirmed this shit by continuing to talk about crap nobody wants to hear coming from his pussy lips. Pete has already told us that he does it in Ashlee Simpson’s buttgina and now he’s talking about licking on her breast leche. Somebody needs to fart in this bitch’s mouth already to shut him up.
On yesterday’s Morning Mash Up show on Sirius radio, Pete described Ashlee’s rancid titty milk, because we all wanted to know. Yes, while you’re drinking that cup of coffee in your hand, I’m sure you were wondering what it would taste like with a little Ashlee Simpson chichi juice in it. Well, let Pete describe it for you: “Can I tell you, I’ve tasted it. My mom was sitting here, I swear to God she was sitting here and she’s like ‘It’s the sweetest milk on the planet, you can’t even…’ – I was like ‘What are you talking about?’ It kind of tasted, I don’t really know how to explain what it tasted like – it’s kind of soury weird milk. The baby loves it, it’s the only thing he’s had a chance to have.”
No, the baby has also had a heaping serving of piping hot bullshit every time you open your fugly mouth hole! Pete also continued to vomit up caca words by talking about the “luxury” of breastfeeding:
“I gained 10 pounds at least. I usually hang out around 135, 134, I go up to about 140, and when I hit 148, I get fat face. I’m working out a little bit, trying…I mean last night I decided to eat Virgil’s [BBQ] at midnight which is never a good idea…I’m feeling that a little bit today. For the most part, we’re going on walks – that kind of stuff. I think it comes off easier for her because she gets to breast feed and I don’t have the luxury of doing that.”
SPOILER ALERT, Pete! You already have fat in the fucking mouth. Please take your fat mouth to the nearest fat farm and just stay there. Put your fat mouth on the damn treadmill.
Why hasn’t Papa Joe done something with this douche? I mean, he finally has a reason to stick his soggy dick into Pete’s mouth to stop the words from coming out. That’s right, Papa Joe! Pull down and whip it out, because now is your chance to finally mouth slap Pete with your clammy worm peen.