Morning Wood

December 23, 2008 / Posted by:

How many times do you think John Travolta jizzed in his shorts while shooting this shit? – SOW

Some sick ass moron bought ScarJo’s snot rag for $5,300. We know where he’s rubbing that nastiness – Celebitchy

Ashanti’s mom is a cock blocker – I’m Not Obsessed

One of Wonky’s crabs probably did it – ICYDK

Dreamboat Doherty’s bombed out arm is forcing him to cancel gigs – Holy Moly!

Thundercats with Brad Pitt! – Popoholic

Victoria Silvstedt wearing her “sugar daddy huntin‘” bikini – The Bastardly

Baby or burrito? – Boing Boing

McSteamy couldn’t compete with McViagraSocialite Life

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