JLo Is Always Watching Skeletor

December 23, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

JLo is not above having a “smell yo dick” moment with Skeletor, but she sends her slaves (aka cousins) to do her dirty work instead. JLo apparently likes to keep close tabs on her bag of chewed up bones, so she sent her assistant to look after Skeletor while he was on tour. JLo couldn’t be bothered by going, because she was too busy yelling at the Dragon Tales Twins’ nannies and rolling around in mounds of bronzer. You know she does that.

A source told Page Six, “She wanted reports back so he didn’t cheat on her.”

JLo has something to worry about, because I have a cousin who says she would totally let Skeletor wet hump her. Gross and gross. The bitch obviously has a strange fetish for shriveled up insect men with Twilight Zone faces. Whatever makes your chocha holler, I guess. I don’t get it. She also says that “White Shoulders” is her signature scent, so it makes sense that she’d want to ride Skeletor’s brittle bone.

And Skeletor’s dick probably always smells boiled cow bones with just a slight touch of Old Spice.

Tags: JLo, Skinny Bones Jones

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