Give Us A Smile, Daddy Spears! You Got A Raise!

December 23, 2008 / Posted by:

Brit Brit losing the sane in her brains has worked out well for Daddy Spears‘ Velcro wallet. Yesterday in Los Angeles, a judge in the conservatorship case gave him a $6k raise for being Brit Brit’s mastah! Daddy was making a measly $10k a month, but now he’s taking home $16,125 a month. Hey! Don’t give him the side-eye and lip smack. Velveeta ain’t cheap!

Daddy Spears got the raise because of all the other shit he’s been doing for his daughter, besides making sure she doesn’t shave her head or flash her hairless possum. Daddy has been working on her upcoming arm-waving tour for next year. The judge also approved a $1,200 a month office space for Daddy.

If that wasn’t enough, Brit Brit’s brother Bryan will get $200,000 from Brit Brit’s piggy bank for doing stuff before the conservatorship was established.

Cue the “Brit’s Pappy shood be doin’ it fo’ free” comments! Eff that. If you were Brit Brit’s relative…well, you’d be eating a beef jerky omelet right now (delicious), but you would also gladly take her cash for keeping her crazy on the down low! Let’s be real. He had to quit his life to put her life back together. She has the cash to pay him, so why the fuck not?!

I just wish he’d crack a smile once or twice now that he’s got the cash in his fannypack. Naw. Daddy Spears doesn’t play the smile game. I’m sure he celebrated in his own way…. like dancing with his bong. Seriously, those eyes have been touched by the green smoke.

Source: TMZ

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