Brit Brit, SPF and JJ (wearing Daddy Spears LensCrafters glasses probably paid for by Brit) wish all of you a Happy Holiday filled with Cheetos, Frapps and Adderall (Amen to that!).
Okay, I know why Brit Brit held on to SPF’s off-limits area like that. He was trying to run for his life because Brit’s weave scabies kept biting at his neck. I understand that, but did she have to choose that picture for the damn world to see! It’s like the time my mom gave everyone a family picture where my eyes were half-open like a damn crackhead after a seizure. I know my mom chose that one, because she looked the hottest in it. However, that is not an excuse Brit Brit can use, because that shit on her head looks like Kim Zolciak’s merkin. You know, when Kim’s sugar daddies want a little fur down there.
And Daddy Spears isn’t doing his job! There’s a mess that needs to be cleaned up to the right of SPF. Get HoHan to come over and snort that shit up.