A Car As Fugly As Its Owner

December 23, 2008 / Posted by:

This is the kind of utter shit that is created when you give a worthless slut with a 4-year-old’s brain tons of money. Wonky McValtrex took a perfectly good Bentley and doused it in Pepto-Bismal diarrhea. The Daily Mail says Wonky’s new pink short bus cost her stupid ass $200,000.

Her big pink piece of trash car now matches her big pink piece of trash vagina! Actually, there’s no way her snatch is pink anymore. That shit is the color of dead fingernails. Pink is the color of her wart milk. Sorry. I’m grossing myself out right before lunch.

With her new herpmobile, this dumb skank is basically asking people to egg that shit. Or at least write “I’m a dumb whore” all over it.

She will never be Angelyne.

Here’s Wonky with her fake BFF being stupid while going shopping Hollywood yesterday.

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