Gatecrasher says that gayelle DJ SamRo made nearly $3 million last year. Yes, for plugging her iPod in, pressing play and then going off to the bathroom to squeeze on HoHan’s clitty or something. Speaking of HoHan, she’s the whole reason why SamRo is raking in the cash. When SamRo started spitting on HoHan’s carrot muffin —— Wait. Let’s hold that thought for a quick minute and discuss something off-topic. Sidebar!
Why in porn do whores always spit on dicks and coochies? I’ve never done this shit in real life! Seriously, when a porn ho is sucking on a dick, every now and again she spits on it! The dude will usually moan “Spit on my prick” or something stupid like that. The same goes for the dudes. When he’s feasting on snatch, he spits a loogie on it like he’s getting ready to give it a shoe shine. It’s bizarre! If someone spit on my privates, I’d slap them in the tongue. Don’t disrespect my private area like that! Sidebar over….
When SamRo started spitting on HoHan’s carrot muffin, her rate went from $1,500 to as much as $25,000 a night. An inside source said that promoters know that if they book SamRo her partner in pussy is probably going to tag along. The source went on to say, “Sam’s now asking for a lot more money to spin, and she’s getting it easily.”
One of SamRo’s friends said she doesn’t need HoHan to make cash. “She’s always had money, and relied more on [famous deejay brother] Mark for getting gigs booked. In fact, Sam made Lindsay hot again!”
Who cares why SamRo is making $25,000 a night! The fucked up thing is that she’s making that much to seriously put her iTunes on “party shuffle.” SamRo is the saddest little DJ ever. She just stands there with a frown on her face, poking at her laptop. She looks like she’d rather be getting a pap smear from Freddy Krueger.
Seriously, SamRo is no DJ Spinderella. Now that bitch deserves $3 million a year.