Nobody likes a sad little lesbian. When lesbians are sad, we’re all sad. So this story about SamRo having a bad case of the sads, puts a frown on my face. Actually, I really have a frown on my face because it’s Monday morning and I’m out of SANKA!!!!! Luckily, I have one coffee single and a Red Bull left. Mix those two together and problem solved!
The bitches at Life & Style say that friends of SamRo are worried about health, because on Saturday night she called all of them in a panic. One friend didn’t really say why she called all worried-like, but they did say, “She was calling around. She knew she had done something wrong. She’s been suffering from depression and from lack of food and sleep.”
TMZ says that SamRo was shuffled off to the hospital yesterday. They say it wasn’t life-threatening, but that she might have stayed overnight.
All this shit is so mysterious! What the hell really happened? Did she burn her tongue on HoHan’s firecrotch? Wait. Maybe like everyone in Hollyweird, she’s knocked up! That would make almost anyone depressed. Hey, it could happen! HoHan probably has a ton of stored-up jizz in her snatch area. So when she bumped ham wallets with SamRo, a rogue spermie jumped into SamRo’s vagina and voila!
If that’s not the case, then SamRo just needs to eat more coochie, tickle more coochie, hug more coochie, sleep on more coochie, smile on more coochie and laugh on more coochie. If she does all that, everything will be alright again!