Mary-Kate Olsen Loves A Good Recession!

While some of you are considering sucking dick in a back alley way to pay your rent this month, Mary-Kate Olsen is skipping through department stores and having the greatest time ever!

Page Six claims the evil troll was in an elevator at Barney’s and said this: “It’s really sad – the recession is everywhere. But at least they are having good sales. That’s where I got this! The recession!”

Not everyone is punching at their overdue bills or climbing down the fire escape to avoid the landlord!! Yes, take comfort in that fact while you’re trying to make a hearty soup out of old shoes and ketchup packets.

It’s kind of fucking funny in a “I’m going to cry” kind of way that the dumb troll looks hungry and homeless, yet she’s one of the lucky ones who gets to take advantage of all these sales. SALES! Seriously, the sales are pretty good. Yesterday, I watched two grouchy memaws fight over some fugly ass scarf because it was like 75% off or some shit. They were screaming for the cops! It was kind of hot. Even if you can’t afford to buy shit, you should still go to department stores just to watch all the dumb whores fight over the dumbest shit. It’s free entertainment.