I Bet He Does

December 22, 2008 / Posted by:

The straightest of all straights, Ryan Straightcrest, is a producer on Brody Jenner’s new show Bromance and he talked to TVGuide about his own relationship with his “bros.”

I’ve advocated for years that it’s OK for dudes to do things together. I’m fine going to the spa and getting massaged with my buddy. I quite like it.”

That sounds like the opening scene of a zillion gay porn movies. This is quite possibly the gayest thing I’ve heard all hour and that’s saying a lot. And by “I quite like it” Gaycrest really means “My prostate looooves it.

(Thanks Mike)

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