Guy Ritchie is quickly becoming the hardest-working gold digger in the game. Guy was just awarded a huge mountain of beautiful cash in his divorce settlement from Vadge, but that’s still not enough for him! Guy is reportedly back on the hunt and may found his next bag of money! The London Telegraph says that Guy might be romancing millionairess Jemima Khan.
Jemima inherited mounds of money from her billionaire daddy when he went off to the after life. She married Pakistani cricket player Imran Khan in 1995 and popped out two of his kids. She divorced his ass in 2004. Since then, Jem (let’s call her that) has dated Hugh Grant.
A source said that Guy and Jem have become really close. Earlier this month, the two showed up to Matthew Freud’s (some pr-type) dinner party together in London. This past weekend, they were back at Matthew’s house for his Christmas party.
Guy might be a gold digging genius. Now is the perfect time for him to find his next winning lottery ticket. Guy can easily play the “I don’t need your money, I have my own” card on Jemima. I think I just jizzed in my pants at the thought of Guy’s plan.
Or maybe Guy is with Jem because it’s refreshing to stick your peen in a vagina that won’t try to castrate you.