Everybody Run!!!

December 22, 2008 / Posted by:

Brit Brit is back behind the wheel of a working automobile! And no she isn’t pretending to drive in her own garage! She’s actually driving on the street. The paparazzi better start wearing full fucking body armor, because the pap-smearer is back on the road!

In Brit’s propaganda video “Buy My Record,” she weeps about how she misses driving, so it was nice of Daddy Spears to let her play big girl driver even though all our lives are at risk.

You can’t tell from these pictures, but Daddy Spears attached a leash to the back of her car, so she doesn’t go off too far. That shit is a little comforting.

And Brit needs new sunglasses. Those things belong on a cigar-smoking, child touching, pepaw flasher from the 70s. Not on our little Cheetoling.

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