This Is What Overexposure To Tommy Girl Does To You

December 21, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

Somebody put this sad, little zombie robot in a dark room, plug her into the nearest socket and tell Tommy Girl to stay away from her for at least….well…for at least forever if not longer. Homebot looks like one of the things that lives inside Amy Wino’s crackhive! I want to throw holy water on her or some shit!

Those alien sores are her body’s way of telling her to drop the barley water and get on a plane back to Dawson’s Creek ASAP. Pacey will be waiting for her with a cup of chamomile tea and Grams will wrap her in a Snuggie.

Okay, I usually look like this after a night of boozing, bong-ing and boinking, but Stepford Katie doesn’t have fun anymore, so that’s not why she looks like Skeletor’s peen! She looks like this because she wakes up to Tommy’s creepy gay face every morning.

Tags: Fug, Nicole Kidman, Rehab, TomKat

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