The Crackie Of The Caribbean!

Why that sly little crackie! Amy Wino somehow managed to slip out of THE CLINIC (dun dun) and get on a plane to St. Lucia without any bitches finding out! Or maybe I’m the only dumb ho who cares anymore and others can’t even be bothered to roll their eyes at her crackpox covered ass anymore? Whatever the case may be, Wino checked out of her month-long detox at the hospital and headed directly for St. Lucia where she had her first bath in fucking light years. She’s alive (I know that’s debatable) and alive (that too)!!!!

The sea creatures are probably all cracked out from inhaling her crack dust. They are swimming around all fast-like, trying to find ice pops, slapping each other with their fins and making crackhives for their heads out of seaweed.

The Mirror says that Wino is in St. Lucia with friends through Christmastimes. While she’s there, Wino is going to sample the local crack, put a little sunshine on her cokey nips and probably slap a native or two….or eleventy.

Visit The News of the World to see a few NSWS (not safe while sober) pictures of Wino in nothing but her ruffly chonies being a beautiful bathing crackie in the Caribbean. At least the other bitches on the beach with her don’t have to worry about shark attacks, because no shark is coming within 100-miles of this mess.