ShamWow Vince Is Back!!!

December 21, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

The methed-out version of Billy Mays, Vince from ShamWow, is back in a new infomercial for some shit product called the Slap Chop! The Slap Chop Vince is whoring out is not to be confused with Parasite Hilton’s vagina. The Slap Chop is her snatch’s pet name.

You know, I’ve never been sexually attracted to Vince, but I am now. Especially at the 0:37 mark. He also made my no-no pucker with his “Fettuccine, linguine, martini, bikini!” line. Don’t threaten me with a good time, Vince! You bring the nuts and I’ll bring the thongs!

In all seriousness, the Slap Chop looks like a wonderful product thanks to Vince’s master skills. With the Slap Chop, you don’t have to spend hours making vegetables and other food items look like fresh cat barf.

(Thanks Rachel)

Tags: Crazy, Hotness, Talk Shows, YouTubes

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