When you see a Hogan driving down the street, immediately get out of their way, pull the fuck over, run out of your car and take shelter in a safe place.
Yesterday afternoon in Clearwater, FL, Linda Hogan was involved in a little accident not far from Nick Hogan’s tragic car crash.
The po po said that Linda’s white Mercedes-Benz didn’t get that fucked up, but the other car involved in the accident got most of the damage. The police also said, “She was rear-ended, but it was just a fender-bender and there were no injuries reported.”
He’s talking about her car, by the way. We already know that bitch has been rear-ended, side-ended, front-ended, etc… She is a walking beat down wreck! Although, it was smart of her to get those airbag titties installed a while ago. They saved her!
A witness-type told TMZ that the accident was not Linda’s fault, but I don’t buy it. Everything is the Hogans fault. They are to blame for everything. When I can’t go caca right, I blame the Hogans. They shouldn’t be allowed behind the wheel of moving vehicles. Better yet, they should not be allowed to leave their homes.
Here’s some super exciting pictures of Linda and her manchild at the scene of the accident yesterday.