Gorgeous Eyebrows Alert!

December 20, 2008 / Posted by:

In this case, do not connect the dots! They are perfect the way that they are. This hot bitch was arrested in Paso County, FL back in September for possession of two stunning eyebrows. Guilty as charged! Okay, she was really busted for possession of a control substance, but I’m sure the real reason the cops brought her was because they were jealous of her beautiful eyebrows and tried to lock them away.

Seriously, this is some creative shit. During the holidays, she can take a Sharpie to them and draw little Christmas trees. On Valentine’s Day, she can draw hearts. And on St. Patrick’s day, she can draw little four leaf clovers.

This is an example of a crafty bitch turning her methbrows into a work of art!


(Thanks Kev)

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