Working Out With Mop Head

Isn’t there a law somewhere that stated my arch rival CHERYL BURKE is only allowed to show her mop head during Dancing with the Has-Beens? So why does she have another workout DVD series coming out? It’s kind of ironic since she went on that whole “Stop Calling Me A Fat Fuck” tour. This shit will probably make you skinny since you’ll yack up everything in your stomach while watching Mop Head flex her ass.

What’s even worse is that CHERYL BURKE’s new workout DVD grossly called Disco Abs is set to the music of the 70s! Hot songs like “Disco Inerno” and “YMCA” will be ruined by CHERYL BURKE running her filthy mop head all over them.

Mop Head had this to say about her vomit inducing workout series: “I created Disco Abs so you could have as much fun getting in shape as I do. Disco Abs will change the way people think about exercise!”

CHERYL BURKE is in shape?! No need to touch that one. It already molested itself a million times over. Only Mop Head would come out with some shit called Disco Abs. Bitches in the 70s stayed skinny by snorting coke and not eating, so if anyone should host this shit, it should be HoHan.

And I’m sick of these stupid ass workout videos! There’s only one bitch who knows fitness and that’s Greer Childs! I’ve posted this before, but it’s time for an encore. CHERYL BURKE needs to see this shit, so she realizes that she must gracefully bow out and let Greer handle it. I try to do this excercise once a week. It helps when there’s a peen in front of you.

(Thanks Stacy)