Stepford Katie says she loves going to Rojo Caliente’s idea of heaven called Home Depot. In some new book about celebrity moms called The Black Book of Hollywood Pregnancy Secrets, Katie said, “I’ve been to the Depot many times with other moms. I know how to push a cart. I’m not a wimpy girl.”
Tommy Girl probably sends her to buy power drills, thick chains, rubber gloves, nut drivers, butt splices and hardwood screws. Stepford Katie just figures he’s making another Suri.
Sometimes Tommy comes with her and since she’s not a wimpy girl, she pushes the car with him in it while he sings “Don’t Rain On My Parade” from Funny Girl. That’s his favorite part.
Katie also said she’s not worried about Suri’s terrible 2s. “I just hope she’s not looking at me thinking, ‘Mom, are the terrible 30s coming on with you?”
No, she’s looking at you thinking, “Mom, you look like shit!”