Lisa Rinna And Her Roid Lips To Do Playboy

December 19, 2008 / Posted by:

Lisa Rinna will take her clothes off and bare her nasties for Playboy Magazine. You know, because it shows everyone that she’s 45, fabulous and not afraid to show her body only a plastic surgeon could love.

Lisa basically confirmed the news to Extra. They asked her if the rumors were true and said queefed, “I’m the worst liar on the planet, I can’t lie, so… I think that could be a yes.”

Okay, Lisa Rinna has an okay body, but those lips of hers still look like if you poked them ass puss would ooze out in gallons. A tube of Preparation H jizzes in its pants every time it sees Lisa’s lips. This makes me think that her basement lips probably match, because she’s all about symmetry and shit. You know she fills that shit with vegetable oil, collagen, liquid nails and anything else she can shove into a syringe, because even a back alley surgeon won’t go near those lips. That shit is so puffed up that Harry Hamlin has to spread them apart using a crowbar just to stick his peen in.

The Photoshop artistes at Playboy will have their work cut out for them when airbrushing her collagen-filled coochie lips.

And when I was researching this important story like any serious journalist would, I found (NSFW) this fucking funny article on why Playboy never shows large labia lips! Playboy hates fatty twatty lips!

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