I’m surprised these two didn’t combust from desperation. I know, I’m such a fake romance hater. But Jenny Aniston is gazing at John Mayer the same way I look at a 99 cent McDonald’s cheeseburger or a 9 inch hard dick! When was the last time you looked at a dude that way? Gazes like this are only meant for delicious food products or big peens. Mayer is neither of those. A big bag of rubber vaginas, yes. But not a big peen. And she’s looking directly up his nose and you know that shit is full of mocos. There’s nothing romantic about that.
Anyway, Jenny has a movie coming out about a dog, so she decided it was time to polish off her “Ah’s soooo in lurveeees” gaze and bring John Mayer out for a little surprise candid photo shoot with the pappies. If these pictures were black and white, they would look exactly like those fake ass photos that come with new frames.
Here’s Jenny and John leaving La Esquina in NYC last night after having dinner with Kelly Ripa and Mark Consuelos. See! Kelly and Mark are behaving like a real couple. They aren’t looking at each other and probably getting the dry heaves when they touch. That’s real love!