Josh Duhamel and Fuggie Fug will become man and methface on January 10th in Los Angeles so says People. The two became promised to each other last year. Apparently, the guest list will include Kate Hudson, Nicole Kidman and fellow piss-lovers R. Kelly and Kim KardASSIAN. I lied about those last two, but Fuggie should invite them, because pee pee admirers should stick together.
Maybe Depends can make a special one-of-a-kid lacy blue diaper for Fuggie on her special day? Instead of throwing rice, the guests will throw Detrol LA pills. Josh should agree to stay with Fuggie through pissness and health and for richer or pee-er. And at the end of the ceremony, the preacher will say “you may now change the bride’s diaper.” I can go and on. Fuggie’s pissy pussy never gets old!