A Clockwork Whorange

December 19, 2008 / Posted by:

If you’re going to dress as Alex DeLarge for your 28th barfday party, you should at least wear the most important part of the costume: the crotch plate! I thought of doing that shit for Halloween just so I could walk around in public with a stuffed dick area without dumb whores giving me the side-eye or dragging their kids away in disgust. Without the mega crotch cup, you just look like Boy George making his Mormon sex fantasy come true.

And I’m sure by the end of the night, Bat Boy’s costume looked like Tommy Girl’s ass rag thanks to drunk Xtina getting her fake tan grease all over it.

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