A Bitch Crazier Than Jacko Exists!

December 19, 2008 / Posted by:

Billie Jean is not my lover, she’s just a crazy bitch! Remember this insane ho? She was arrested for trespassing on Jacko’s property a little while ago. and claimed she was his wife. Well, Billie Jean Jackson is still riding high on the cuckoo train and she’s filed a lawsuit against Jacko claiming she’s Blanket’s real mom. In court documents that could have been written by Christopher Guest, Billie Jean states she wants joint custody of Blanket with visits on Friday, Saturday and Sunday. She can’t chill with Blanket on Monday through Thursday, because she’s usually tied up….in a straitjacket.

In addition to custody of Blanket, Billie Jean wants $1 billion in support. HA! I love this crazy-brained lunatic! Billie Jean says she filed the complaint because her husband kept having her arrested when she tried to visit Blanket. Billie even lists his name as Blanket even though his birth name is Prince Michael Jackson II.

Jacko has never publicly said who Blanket’s mommy is. I wouldn’t be shocked to learn that Blanket is somehow related to Nicole Kidman’s precious pillow baby.

Blanket has to be my favorite name ever. Period. I hope he runs for president when he grows up, because President Blanket has a nice ring to it.

And don’t you think it would be kind of fun to have Billie Jean Jackson’s brand of crazy? You can stroll into a court place and sue a bitch for $1 billion without cracking a laugh or screaming SYKE! Her brains are definitely made of squirrel poo, because she actually thinks Jacko has a billion dollars.

I hope this shit goes to trial and I hope they make a reality show out of it. Billie Jean Jackson’s insanity needs its own TV show!

Source: Extra

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