There’s No Place Like Dawson’s Creek
It’s Stepford Katie’s 30th birthday today. Happy Birthday, Katie! You don’t look a day over haggard! Katie celebrated this morning with her hourly weepy shuffle to her SUV in NYC. Tommy Girl said that he has a few special things planned for Katie’s barfday. If I was Katie, the only “special thing” I’d want Tommy to do on my barfday is to jump off the fucking planet without a jet pack or whatever else thetans use to travel through the universe.
Suri Cruise was also spotted this morning wearing her favorite “take me away from Tommy Girl” ruby slippers. And where can I get one of those hot personal carriers like Suri has? I’m allergic to sidewalks like Suri is, so he would come in handy.
That chick with the yellow boots in some of the thumbnails below is so bright. Methinks Katie had to dim her monitor eyes just to get to her car without being blinded.