The next time you decide to smell yo man’s dick, because you think he’s fucking around on you, come prepared with a helmet on your head and a taser gun in your hand. Smelling yo man’s dick could be dangerous.
A chick in Port St. Lucie, FL suspected her husband of getting it on with another lady, so naturally, she asked to smell his dick area for strange pussy juice odors. The 37-year-old woman followed her husband to the bathroom and told him to whip his dick out “so that she can smell it.”
Her 25-year-old husband was not amused, because when she went down to get a whiff, he punched her in the mouth and kicked at her body. After the bastard beat at her, he left the house. Police are currently searching his ass.
Um. I haven’t personally smelled this asshole’s dick, but I can guarantee you that he’s cheating on her! If you ask to smell dick and he fists you in the mouth, he’s guilty and no further tests are required.
And if the police really want to find this dumb bitch, they should just send out a few trained sniffer dogs to search for dried up snatch jelly and crusty jizz.
P.S. – If you want a less dangerous way of finding out if your man is effing up on you, just smell his dirty panties when he’s in the shower. If they smell like DIAL (the trusted soap of most mistresses) or random genital juices, then you know the truth!