Saggy Nuts Arrested!

December 18, 2008 / Posted by:

Cisco Adler was arrested in Fargo, North Dakota early this morning after he beat down a bar employee after fighting with some other dude. Heck yah! You betcha! Getting arrested in Fargo must be awesome for the accents alone. I wish I had a Fargo accent.

says that following his performance at The Hub, Cisco got into a fight with a dude and while he was being kicked out of the club by security, he punched one of the employees in the nose.

Before the police showed up and arrested him, the employee who got punched out performed a citizen’s arrest on Cisco. CITIZEN’S ARREST! I love a good citizen’s arrest. That shit is the best. Although, I would be afraid to get on Cisco’s bad side, because he can slap the skin off your face with his saggy nuts. Shit he could double bitch slap you with those things.

Cisco was taken down to the county jail and booked for simple assault. He was released a little while later on $500 bail.

And if you’ve never seen Cisco’s slinky dink nuts, (NSFW) click here and feast your eyes. He could fuck you from the back and tea bag your face at the same time!

(Thanks Jeannie)

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