ScarJo was on Jay Leno last night and complained about catching a cold from Samuel L. Jackson while promoting that The Spirit movie they did together. ScarJo, who obviously has an ego bigger than her massive chichis, thought her snot-covered tissue was worth something, so she agreed to auction it off on eBay. The money will be donated to ScarJo’s charity of choice, USA Harvest.
The dumb bitch is on to something, because the auction is currently at $2,025 with 60 fucking bids! It ends on Monday.
It’s not like her vagina or asshole blew into the tissue, her mocos-filled schnoz did. For that much money, there better be a hair in there or at least a chunky piece of nose jizz.
You know the dude who claims ScarJo is a clone is going to sell his mom’s Precious Moments collection in order to buy this shit, so he can really make another ScarJo. Good going, ScarJo!
And Wino should also consider doing this shit. Imagine how much her cokey boogs are worth?! There’s at least a hundred grams chilling out up in there.