Letterman Brings Out The “Uncool” Cover

December 18, 2008 / Posted by:

Jennifer Aniston was on Letterman last night to whore out that doggy movie and most of the interview was a lukewarm bowl of boring. Aniston interviews should really come with a big injection of speed, because they bring the zzzzzs. The only time the shit she says is kind of interesting is when she talks about you know who. I think Letterman sort of, kind of tried to bring it up by showing Jenny the “uncool” cover. Jenny looked at the thing like it was Saint Angie’s latest ultrasound. I’ve never noticed this before, but Jenny has the laugh of a 65-year-old smoker with a guilty conscience. It’s like when someone asks me if I farted. I give one of those raspy “you so funny, but oh-so-right” laughs.

After the Vogue cover, Letterman moved on to her “puppy does Playboy” cover on GQ Magazine. Jenny surprised Letterman by giving him the same tie used for the cover. Yes, she just gave away the tie like that! Saint Angie would’ve blessed it by smearing her holy water saliva all over it. Then she would have auctioned it off for a million dollars and used the money to save the lives of ten thousand orphans! Or Angie would have unraveled the tie and made hundreds of mosquito nets out of it. And Aniston just gave it away like that! Pff!

If you care about watching this shit, click here for part 1 and here for part 2 of Jenny’s little chat with Letterman last night.

And below is Jenny outside of Letterman trying to find a man and some available kids. Is it just me or does her dress look like it’s tucked into her chonies?

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