File this under: I better get a bigger TV. HBO loves big dick and has picked up the dark comedy called Hung starring Thomas Jane and my favorite bitch from Happiness, Jane Adams. The show is about a dude with a mega dong. Basically, it sounds like what my dreams look like every night.
The show’s creators, who also did The Riches, say it’s not just about gargantuan peen. They said it’s about a struggling Michigan high-school basketball coach who figures out a way to make the most out of his epic peenzilla. They went on to say, “It has its sexual moments, but the show is very much about what’s happening in the country, how people are trying to survive using what God had given them.”
BLAH…BLAH…BLAH….just show me the damn wang! I’m hard up. And I don’t want a plastic stunt peen either. They better find the real shit. In the song Nasty Girl, Vanity says she needs 7 inches or more, but we’re going to need something bigger for this shit. I’m talking about 10 inches or more. Dick that will make your no-no shake and scream for mercy at first sight. Dick that will make your jaw automatically lock and refuse to open. Dick that will hurt somebody!