Are Those Ug…Ug…Ugggggggs?!
No, Lily Allen is not strolling around L.A. in this GD outfit, even thought I see a bunch of twats in California wearing UGHS and cooch cutters together. She’s in London freezing her drumsticks off, but her feet are staying warming thanks to those fugly things. Why, Lily, why?! Why UGHS!
The other day, I was talking to my mom about my feet getting cold so easily and how a friend told me it was because I have evil in my heart. My mom said this was probably true, but that I should probably get some UGHS, because they are so warm. Just when I was about to throw the phone in the oven, I told her it was over between us. I would rather chop off my feet than wear that shit. And my mom better not be smothering her dogs in those things either or it really is over between us.
Now that I’ve gotten the UGHS rant out of the way, let’s move on to that t-shirt. The Daily Mail says it was a gift to Lily by a Chanel and you can’t find it in stores. Yeah, but you can make it yourself using an old dish rag t-shirt and a cheap felt-tip marker (not even a Sharpie). Don’t know what to get the stupid labelwhore in your life? Just take a few seconds from your busy schedule of boozing and make them this crap. Tell them it’s a limited-edition t-shirt and you can’t find it in stores. If they don’t believe you, show them this picture of foolio Lily Allen wearing it. One gift out of the way!
You know Basement Baby has already made a dozen of them.
