The Photoshop Awards: Rachael Ray On Modern Dog

December 17, 2008 / Posted by:

Cue the laugh track for the obvious joke you’re thinking in that trash bag head of yours. I thought the same thing except my obvious joke had cameos by Jennifer Aniston and flyballs.

Rachael Ray’s head is on the cover of Modern Dog’s Winter issue. It looks like you could lightly blow her way and her annoying head would roll right off for Isaboo to play with. Yes, her dog’s name is fucking Isaboo. I bet Isaboo hates her for that and that’s why they had to Photoshop Rachael’s head on someone else’s body (and neck). Isaboo refused to share the cover with a truck stop, raggedy mouthed yap-beast like Rachael.

In the issue, Rachael also gives her special recipe for dog food which includes macaroni, extra virgin olive oil (I won’t say it), onions, heavy cream, cheese, squash and other crap. Click here for the recipe. My dog would love this nastiness, but I wouldn’t love it when I have to scrape his watery butt juice off the sidewalk.


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