Shit That Makes Me Laugh: Eddie Murphy As The Riddler

December 17, 2008 / Posted by:

Eddie Murphy looks a confused as I am about this news. The LOL makers at The Sun claim that tranny lover Eddie Murphy has signed on to play The Riddler in the next Batman movie. Maybe I don’t have much of an imagination when it comes to movie casting, but I seriously doubt Christopher Nolan watched Meet Dave and shouted, “There’s my Riddler!” Actually, I doubt he saw Meet Dave at all, because nobody met Dave except for the dumb bitches who accepted free tickets to a “Hollywood blockbuster” from a stranger on the street. Seriously, those free tickets to movie screenings are always for the worst shit.

The Sun’s source said the movie is being developed under the working title of Gotham. It’s set to be released in 2010. Christian Bale will be back as Batman and Michael Caine will also play Alfred for a third time. The source went on to say that the movie ends with Batman possibly not surviving an explosion at Wayne Towers.

Eddie isn’t the only new bitch on board. Shia LaDouche will play Robin and Rachel Weisz is in talks to play Catwoman. Oh and yours truly is in deep throat negotiations to be Christian Bale’s head fluffer on the movie.

Oh and I don’t have to tell you this, but none of this fuckery has been confirmed by Warner Bros. except the part about me being head fluffer. That will be confirmed in my dreams tonight. Owww!

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