Morning Wood
December 17, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K
Pepaw gets the price exactly right! You know the bitch next to him wants to knock him in the damn dentures. She was only $494 off!! – Best Week Ever
Chris Martin clears up divorce rumors, remains annoying while doing so – I’m Not Obsessed
Hasselcrack got a pity invite to the White House Christmas party – Socialite Life
Buffy the Vampire Slayer still exists – Popoholic
Even Lily Allen thinks her talk show wasn’t anything to jizz over – Holy Moly!
Jim Carrey joins the “Actors Who Should STFU Club” – ICYDK
Duh of the Day: Miley Cyrus’ panty model boyfriend is just using her – Celebitchy
Brendan Fraser’s fugness makes my eyes shrivel up – SOW
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