Morning Wood

December 17, 2008 / Posted by:

Pepaw gets the price exactly right! You know the bitch next to him wants to knock him in the damn dentures. She was only $494 off!! – Best Week Ever

Chris Martin clears up divorce rumors, remains annoying while doing so – I’m Not Obsessed

Hasselcrack got a pity invite to the White House Christmas party – Socialite Life

Buffy the Vampire Slayer still exists – Popoholic

Even Lily Allen thinks her talk show wasn’t anything to jizz over – Holy Moly!

Jim Carrey joins the “Actors Who Should STFU Club” – ICYDK

Duh of the Day: Miley Cyrus’ panty model boyfriend is just using her – Celebitchy

Brendan Fraser’s fugness makes my eyes shrivel up – SOW

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