Okay, if you want to breastfeed your kid until he graduates high school, fine. It’s your titty milk, it’s your kid, have at it! But don’t think that bitches want to hear about that shit. Especially, when your son can talk about it.
Pregnant Kelly Rutherford, aka forever Megan Lewis to me, told UsWeekly (via P6) that she still squirts leche for her talking 2-year-old son Hermes and she loves it. She said, “It’s an amazing bond with your child. I was thinner after my pregnancy than before, and I think a lot of it was the nursing.”
When you can make small-talk with your son while he’s sucking on your nip, maybe it’s time to invest in a bottle or two. Actually, I shouldn’t judge. At least Hermes can tell Kelly if her breast milk is too warm or rancid tasting. That way she can go stick her titty in the fridge for a few minutes.