HoHan Has A Stalker

December 17, 2008 / Posted by:

Breaking news! HoHan still has a fan. A fan who has obviously gone crazy from having firecrotch on the brains all the time. HoHan’s insane fan jumped out at her while she was leaving the Jackrabbit Lounge in Scottsdale, AZ last night. ABC15 says SamRo made an appearance at the club last night and was strolling out of the joint with her partner in pussy when the radish-faced lunatic tried to get at HoHan.

The po po said, “The gentleman became very excited when he realized he was so close to Samantha and he has a history of being a stalker with Lindsay Lohan so he immediately attacked her and started yelling I love her, I love her.

The 38-year-old psycho was arrested, but later released a little while later.

Never trust a man in a ribbed v-neck. This dude must not know that HoHan really isn’t openly dealing with the peen at this moment. He needs to go take a seat in the waiting room, put on a complimentary straitjacket and he’ll be called when she’s back on the dick. And while he’s waiting, he should do something about that dried-up tomato caca splattered all over his fugly mug.

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