Aubrey O’Day Is An Equal Opportunity Fucker

The hooker with a heart of lube, Aubrey O’Day, has answered to the rumors that she’s turned gayelle by saying she will eff basically anything that moves. Wait. Don’t include Ginger the dog in that list. She’s a classy lady who doesn’t partake in that kind of fuckery.

Aubrey has been spotted hanging out with some snatch she’s been introducing as her girlfriend. Aubrey seemed to think bitches cared about this, because she told UsWeekly, “At this point in my life, I wouldn’t say one way or another what my preference is sexually. The only thing I’m looking for in life is incredible passion and honest love…no matter what options are on the table. All I really operate on is the way I feel in my heart when it comes to love.”

The tape recorder must have been fucking up while she was talking, because some of these words just don’t make sense coming from Aubrey. Instead of “passion” she meant “puss seizures.” Instead of “honest love” she meant “sloppy facials.” And the last sentence should have been, “All I really operate on is the way I feel in my vagina when it comes to mouth sex.”