This is a Chanel purse made out of beef jerky. Brit Brit has already put in her order for a dozen and I don’t blame her. Beef jerky really makes me happy in the face even though it makes others gross in the throat. Whenever I’m on a road trip, I stock up on this delicousness and there’s always some H8R in the car who calls me trash for loving this shit. I don’t give a fuck! I’d marry a giant mountain of trash if it had an endless supply of beef jerky, because that shit is not cheap.
This purse is beautiful in a delicious way, but carrying it around might get you into trouble. You’d have to really enunciate when asking a bitch to get your beef purse, because if you don’t, they could go for your beef puss instead.