I can finally get a full night’s sleep now that I know that the The Really Not Housewives Who Are Mostly Broke of Atlanta has been renewed for season 2! Bravo announced the not-to-shocking news to EW.com. The show was expected to get a second season since it’s the most successful Housewives show at Bravo. Sorry Vicki, the bitches of Atlanta beat the plastic surgery rejects of Orange County.
It’s not known when the new season will premiere or if NeNe, Kim, Sheree, Lock Jaw and Lisa Wu will all return.
Kim’s roadkill wig better ask for more money this time, because it’s become the breakout star of this damn show. I expect it to get its own billing and storylines next season. It needs the cash! The thing is sick of surviving on Kim’s cigarette fumes and Aquanet.
Speaking of money, those bitches better start taking out loans and selling their children, because they are going to need to look like even bigger spenders for the second season. NeNe better get someone to donate a mansion for filming, because it’s not going to look right if she’s shooting her scenes in a women’s shelter. I’m joking! Mah Boo probably set her up. He would never let NeNe go without.
And I’m going to bet the rest of my Mother’s Circus Animal Cookies supply that Lock Jaw will not be back and you won’t even notice. When I looked at that cast photo above, I even asked myself, “Who’s that bitch between NeNe and Kim?”