Smell Like The King (And A Beef Patty)

December 16, 2008 / Posted by:

Now I finally know what to get all my vegetarian friends for Christmas this year: Burger King’s new cologne FLAME! This shit is a limited-edition men’s cologne spray that apparently smells like Whoppers. Man Meat would’ve been a better name.

BK describes Flame as “the scent of seduction with a hint of flame-broiled meat.” I bet that’s exactly the same words Johnny Travolta uses to describe the scent of Tommy Girl’s hungry hole. And I guess if you want extra cheese with your flame-broiled meat, you’ll have to find that yourself.

Flame sells for $4 a bottle at Ricky’s in NYC or on FireMeetsDesire.com.

Wear this fuckery with caution, because it might put you harm’s way. Just one spritz and both Brit Brit and Aretha Franklin will chase you down.

VIA The Boston Herald

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