JLo Got Another Job

December 16, 2008 / Posted by:

What moron is actually paying JLo to act in a movie?! Who would do that shit during these economic times? Casting JLo in anything is a sure fie way to earn you a place at the back of the bread line. Even worse, they cast her in a comedy! The bitch has the sense of humor of a slug. I mean, Monster-In-Law? Enough said.

JLo will star in Plan B as some annoying bitch (I’m assuming) who turns to artificial insemenation to have a baby. The same day she meets her prince charming, she also finds out she’s knocked up. Basically, it sounds kind of like the Clay Gayken story with less glitter. I wish it was the Clay Gayken story with JLo as Gayken. Now that I would pay to see.

CBS Films, the braindead foolios producing this crap fiesta, is looking for a director and shooting is set to begin next spring. That means it should open in a Wal-Mart discount bin near you by this time next year!


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